South Park vs. The Simpsons

Hilarious episode of South Park tonight, featuring a showdown between Cartman and Bart Simpson. They were both arguing over which should go into the Fox office to get Family guy pulled off the air. Bart says "I'm a pretty bad kid."
Cartman responds, "What's the worst thing you've done?"
Bart, "I stole the head off a statue once."
Cartman just looks at him, stupified, then responds, "Wow, that's pretty hardcore. That's kinda like the time I didn't like this kid, so I ground up his parents into chili and fed it to him."
Bart's jaw hits the ground. He then leaves the building.

Winner, South Park. :)